Showing posts with label cat. Show all posts
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Monday, March 9, 2015

5 The Lost Cat Who Stayed For Dinner

Alice's ginger cat was a stray. It used to follow her. One day she visited a friend who lived in a house in the next road and the cat went missing.

She called at all the houses in the road and told them, "He's got discharging eyes and bandy legs, which sounds dreadful, but he's a lovely cat and we love him dearly."

She was nearly home when he jumped over a nearby fence. He was fat. He'd been fed.

Next door to Alice and Loudon was an elderly nurse who had a cat. Alice laughs: "She used to go the the front door and shout for her cat by name, 'Mikey!' "

"Over the road lived John Morgan's sister who also had a cat. She would ring a dinner gong for her cat. Sometimes the dinner times would coincide and you would hear one women calling her cat and the other woman ringing the gong."

So who had fed Alice's cat?

"We'll never know. Maybe the cat had sneaked in through a cat flap and stolen or shared another cat's food. Or maybe just looked hopeful, the way cats do."

I remember having lunch with Alice and a friend of hers. Looking out of the kitchen window at the back garden, I saw a cat approaching a bowl of food in a saucer on the ground outside.

I asked, "Is that your cat?"

"Yes," said Alice.

Her friend looked out and gasped, "That's my cat."

"He's my cat," insisted Alice. "He always comes here for lunch."

"Well I never," said her friend. "He always comes to me for dinner."

In late afternoon, Alice's friend's husband called to collect. "Thanks, Alice," she said. "I have to go home and cook my husband's dinner."

I didn't dare make any comment, for fear of causing embarrassment. But after she'd gone, I joked to Alice, "Is her husband that stray homeless man you've been feeding at lunchtime?"


3 The Cat, Claudipus And The Mouse For Alice's Birthday

Alice knew that a field mouse was brown and a house mouse was grey because she saw field mice at Three Choirs Vineyard and a grey mouse in the house at home.

"Didn't your cat catch the mice?" I asked.

"Only once a year," said Alice. "On my birthday. Each year for three years, Claudipus caught a mouse and brought it to me - on my birthday!"

"How did the cat know it was your birthday?" I asked. "Did it see the cards and people giving you gifts?"

"I don't know," replied Alice. "It was uncanny."

"Why was the cat called Claudipus?"

"After the TV series, I Claudius, starring Derek Jacobi."

Claudipus is no more. But Claire, the daughter of Alice and Loudon, who lives in California, has a sophisticated cat called Zak and a feral ginger cat, just a moggie. When Alice speaks to Claire on Skype, the two cats are sometimes having a friendly spat, but sometimes they sit next to eat other.

Alice likes cats - and dogs. A dog once saved the family.

(See next post)